Had an amazing night. The gig was phenomenal, and I managed to skank for four and a half hours straight with the help of my best friend. However my brain is now so saturated with ska music that I have multiple tunes running through my head and cannot sleep. I’m in a state of ska frenzy.

kingsandheroes:

evil-e-x-p-e-l-l-e-d:

AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.

i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson

SO CUTE.

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It’s not even noon yet and I’ve been a busy little beaver. I’ve got out of bed (a major achievement in itself), made breakfast, walked my girlfriend to the station, hung out the washing, cleaned the kitchen and have sealed the leaking front room window tighter than a dolphin’s arse.
I’m on a housework version of a killing spree.

Just whacked my brother in the face so hard with a pillow that he fell down the stairs. Then, when after sneaking into room, he jumped up to strike he almost knocked himself out by whacking his head on the window. TRULY I AM KING OF THE HILL.

dexters-lab:

Bill Hicks on Freedom of Speech
Bill Hicks responding to a priest’s letter calling the recent screening of his live show “Revelations” blasphemous.

8 June 1993Dear Sir, After reading your letter expressing your concerns regarding my special ‘Revelations’, I felt duty-bound to respond to you myself in hopes of clarifying my position on the points you brought up, and perhaps enlighten you as to who I really am. Where I come from — America — there exists this wacky concept called ‘freedom of speech’, which many people feel is one of the paramount achievements in mankind’s mental development. I myself am a strong supporter of the ‘Right of freedom of speech’, as I’m sure most people would be if they truly understood the concept. ‘Freedom of speech’ means you support the right of people to say exactly those ideas which you do not agree with. (Otherwise, you don’t believe in ‘freedom of speech’, but rather only those ideas which you believe to be acceptably stated.) Seeing as how there are so many different beliefs in the world, and as it would be virtually impossible for all of us to agree on any onebelief, you may begin to realize just how important an idea like ‘freedom of speech’ really is. The idea basically states ‘while I don’t agree or care for what you are saying, I do support your right to say it, for herein lies true freedom’.You say you found my material ‘offensive’ and ‘blasphemous’. I find it interesting that you feel your beliefs are denigrated or threatened when I’d be willing to bet you’ve never received a single letter complaining about your beliefs, or asking why they are allowed to be. (If you have received such a letter, it definitely did not come from me.) Furthermore, I imagine a quick perusal of an average week of television programming would reveal many more shows of a religious nature, than one of myshows — which are called ‘specials’ by virtue of the fact that they arevery rarely on. All I’m doing in ‘Revelations’ is giving my point of view in my language based on my experiences — much the same way religious broadcasters might organize their programs. While I’ve found many of the religious shows I’ve viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I’ve never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet — turning off the TV completely. Now, for the part of your letter I found most disturbing. In support of your position of outrage, you posit the hypothetical scenario regarding the possibly ‘angry’ reaction of Muslims to material they might find similarly offensive. Here is my question to you: Are you tacitly condoning the violent terrorism of a handful of thugs to whom the idea of ‘freedom of speech’ and tolerance is perhaps as foreign as Christ’s message itself? If you are somehow implying that their intolerance to contrary beliefs is justifiable, admirable, or perhaps even preferable to one of acceptance and forgiveness, then I wonder what your true beliefs really are. If you had watched my entire show, you would have noticed in my summation of my beliefs the fervent plea to the governments of the world to spend less money on the machinery of war, and more on feeding, clothing, and educating the poor and needy of the world … A not-so-unchristian sentiment at that!Ultimately, the message in my material is a call for understanding rather than ignorance, peace rather than war, forgiveness rather than condemnation, and love rather than fear. While this message may have understandably been lost on your ears (due to my presentation), I assure you the thousands of people I played to in my tours of the United Kingdom got it. I hope I helped answer some of your questions. Also, I hope you consider this an invitation to keep open the lines of communication. Please feel free to contact me personally with comments, thoughts, or questions, if you so choose. If not, I invite you to enjoy my two upcoming specials entitled ‘Mohammed the TWIT’ and ‘Buddha, you fat PIG’. (JOKE)Sincerely,Bill Hicks


It’s things like this that make me realise that Bill just used his vulgarity as a shield, so that people would consider him a comedian rather than anything else and wouldn’t be so threatened by his own view points, meaning they’d be more likely to listen appreciate his true message. We could use more people like him.

dexters-lab:

Bill Hicks on Freedom of Speech

Bill Hicks responding to a priest’s letter calling the recent screening of his live show “Revelations” blasphemous.

8 June 1993

Dear Sir, 

After reading your letter expressing your concerns regarding my special ‘Revelations’, I felt duty-bound to respond to you myself in hopes of clarifying my position on the points you brought up, and perhaps enlighten you as to who I really am. 

Where I come from — America — there exists this wacky concept called ‘freedom of speech’, which many people feel is one of the paramount achievements in mankind’s mental development. I myself am a strong supporter of the ‘Right of freedom of speech’, as I’m sure most people would be if they truly understood the concept. ‘Freedom of speech’ means you support the right of people to say exactly those ideas which you do not agree with. (Otherwise, you don’t believe in ‘freedom of speech’, but rather only those ideas which you believe to be acceptably stated.) Seeing as how there are so many different beliefs in the world, and as it would be virtually impossible for all of us to agree on any onebelief, you may begin to realize just how important an idea like ‘freedom of speech’ really is. The idea basically states ‘while I don’t agree or care for what you are saying, I do support your right to say it, for herein lies true freedom’.

You say you found my material ‘offensive’ and ‘blasphemous’. I find it interesting that you feel your beliefs are denigrated or threatened when I’d be willing to bet you’ve never received a single letter complaining about your beliefs, or asking why they are allowed to be. (If you have received such a letter, it definitely did not come from me.) Furthermore, I imagine a quick perusal of an average week of television programming would reveal many more shows of a religious nature, than one of myshows — which are called ‘specials’ by virtue of the fact that they arevery rarely on

All I’m doing in ‘Revelations’ is giving my point of view in my language based on my experiences — much the same way religious broadcasters might organize their programs. While I’ve found many of the religious shows I’ve viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I’ve never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet — turning off the TV completely. 

Now, for the part of your letter I found most disturbing. 

In support of your position of outrage, you posit the hypothetical scenario regarding the possibly ‘angry’ reaction of Muslims to material they might find similarly offensive. Here is my question to you: Are you tacitly condoning the violent terrorism of a handful of thugs to whom the idea of ‘freedom of speech’ and tolerance is perhaps as foreign as Christ’s message itself? If you are somehow implying that their intolerance to contrary beliefs is justifiable, admirable, or perhaps even preferable to one of acceptance and forgiveness, then I wonder what your true beliefs really are. 

If you had watched my entire show, you would have noticed in my summation of my beliefs the fervent plea to the governments of the world to spend less money on the machinery of war, and more on feeding, clothing, and educating the poor and needy of the world … A not-so-unchristian sentiment at that!

Ultimately, the message in my material is a call for understanding rather than ignorance, peace rather than war, forgiveness rather than condemnation, and love rather than fear. While this message may have understandably been lost on your ears (due to my presentation), I assure you the thousands of people I played to in my tours of the United Kingdom got it. 

I hope I helped answer some of your questions. Also, I hope you consider this an invitation to keep open the lines of communication. Please feel free to contact me personally with comments, thoughts, or questions, if you so choose. If not, I invite you to enjoy my two upcoming specials entitled ‘Mohammed the TWIT’ and ‘Buddha, you fat PIG’. (JOKE)

Sincerely,

Bill Hicks

It’s things like this that make me realise that Bill just used his vulgarity as a shield, so that people would consider him a comedian rather than anything else and wouldn’t be so threatened by his own view points, meaning they’d be more likely to listen appreciate his true message. We could use more people like him.

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My mum just emotionally blackmailed me and Paul into going to a ska gig.

Not only did she buy us both tickets and doesn’t expect to get paid back, she’s also coming with us, and is now singing along to Reel Big Fish. You know how people go through midlife crises? I think this is hers. And I fucking love it.

So now I am going to see the Skatalites and Bombskare on Wednesday. LET THE SKANKING BEGIN.

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sithholocron:

Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Professor X) asks us about the letter B.

Because I need this on my blog

Best thing.

Perfect

Patrick Stewart on Sesame Street….I have no words

THIS RIGHT HERE IS HOW ALL CHILDREN SHOULD BE RAISED

THIS SHALL BE MY WEDDING. TRAMPOLINES EVERYWHERE. WE SHALL BOUNCE FOR JOY.

THIS SHALL BE MY WEDDING. TRAMPOLINES EVERYWHERE. WE SHALL BOUNCE FOR JOY.

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I LOVE WORD PLAY.

I LOVE WORD PLAY.

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